Oh Cool

sageoftenpaths:

I’m crying.

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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the biggest movie star on the planet being overly humble

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan.

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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cosmic-nine-year-old:

once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”

and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”

AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU